Darkness & Light, Book 2
Hi, my name is Joe. Come on in. Yeah, this is my room. Pull up a chair. Yeah, I'll turn the music down. I got some stories to tell you, like you wouldn't believe. Stuff about me and Evelyn. Yeah, some of it's kind of personal, but—hey!—maybe you need to know this stuff. Maybe some day you'll be in a relationship with a vampire too.
Haven't read Evelyn's Journal yet? I highly recommend it. Just don't let her catch you.